Guys must be crazy !!!

Foreword : . Well this is my first attempt at a "romantic" story.I thought of writing it fully in English; but as there are two girls,[who recently got a job in an IT company] playing predominat roles in this story, I thought tanglish would be a nalla idea rather a girlish tanglish :)

                                                          Guys must be crazy !!!

"These guys must be crazy yaar" kannadi munnadi azhagu paarthu kondiruntha Asha sudden ah sonna..

PC la utkaarnthu busy ah Minesweeper aadittu iruntha Priya thirumbi paarthu ketta..

"Thideernu enna Asha ularure.. Enna matter??"

Asha, "Ada nijamma than solreen priya, these guys must be crazy..love kaga enna lam than pannuvangalo.."

Priya, "Aaha, thideernu enna love pathi lam pesare.Yaar antha loosu paiyan?"

Asha, "Hey chumma iru di...naane kobathula irukkaen.Nee vera"

Priya : "Ai ai theriyuthe... sollumbothe angae jollu kottuthe..yaaru antha paiyan sollu"

Asha: "Namma pakkathu cubicle Vikram irukkane avan en pinnadiye suthi suthi vanthuttu irukkan dee"

Priya : "Adipaavi, ponnunga ellarum jollu vittutu irukkara vikram ah.. unnaiya.. hey kannadi pakkathula thana irukku, turn and see your face dee.."

Asha : "Hey nijama pa. anniku paaren Food Court la naan saptutu kai kazhuva ponen... anga ethini tap irukku.... but this vikram en pinnadiye ninnutu after i went, antha tap laye poi kazhuvinan"

Priya : "Big deal...ithu bsnl signal a vida oru weak ah na signal ....... ithai poi love signal nu enala othukka mudiyaathu"

[At real-time, girls cant be this innovatively funny, I bet you. So all credit to me :-)]

Asha : "Iru iru, even I didnt think nething about it.Nethikku athe Food court la naan saptutu enthiruchi ponen.Mobile vittutene nu thirumba vanthu paartha that guy Vikram na, naan use panna paper towel ah eduthutu poran...ithukku ena solre?"

[Were I there, I'dve told "Avan oru echakala naai".. But .. girls, you know!!]

Priya : (surprised) "Hey nijammava solre ?"

Asha : "Ada aamam pa.athan sonnen. These guys are crazy. love nu vantha ethu naalum panranga.. nee venumna inniku en kooda Food court vaa inniku.."

As Priya had no other job to do except for finishing the beginner-level minesweeper,That afternoon,Priya and Asha dine together in the Food court. Vikram who enters the Food court at the same time, sits behind them.

Asha : "Paarthiya paarthiya, paiyan enga vanthu utkaruran nu..."

Priya : "Sari sari porumai"

Both finish their lunch and go to wash their hand. As they return they see Vikram standing near the place where they had their lunch

Asha : "Hey atho paaru di...paiyan enna panrannu" [with all the doubts banging in her head which when amplified sounds like this "ada kadavule, enna poi love panrane.. mavane sethan"]

Priya : "Iru iru....."

Vikram looks here and there, after getting convinced no one is around, picks up the tissue that was used by Asha.

Asha (with a triumphant/confused look) : "Ippa ena solre priya"

Priya : "Yeah yeah guys are crazy only. i will go and catch that guy red handedly"

Asha : "Hey venaam pa. enaku oru maathiri irukku."

Priya : "Ada che.. ithu enna murali padama? lovea kadsee varaikkum solamalaye continue panrathukku.. varen iru"

Priya goes to Vikram who is amused to see her..

Priya : "Dei vikram, enna velai da panre.."

Vikram : "System analysta irukken.. en? Kadan venuma?? "

Priya : "Kai la ennadda?"

Vikram : "Tissue paper.."

Priya : " Ithu Asha odathuthana?? Nee ethukku edutha?"

Vikram : "Aama aasha odathuthan.. tho inoru kaila paaru, unnodathu.."

Priya : (with 'enna koduma vikram ithu?' in her mind and slight blush) "Ennodathuma??"

Vikram : "Ipo enna problem, inga iruka ellaroda tissue paperum entathan irukku . Ungalukellam poruppe illayadi??. kai kazhuva pona tap ah thiranthu vidrathu. sapta pinnadi use panna paper towel ah kondu poi kuppai la podarathilla. ippo paru kudicha tumbler ah kooda eduthu vaikkarathilla. Food court volunteer aanathukapparam unga moonjikellam nan vela panna vendiruku ,kali kaalam.. Oththu .. nan adutha table ku ponum"

Saying this, vikram proceeds to next table to collect the left over tumbler.

Moral of the story : Nenapputhan polappa kedukkum!!