Friday, July 17, 2009

2 x 2 x 2 = tuttudoo :)

INTERNSHIP = SHITWORK + COLLEGE CREDITS

DEADLINE = IT COULD BE BETTER – FINDING A WAY OUT

ROBOT = HEY, CAN YOU MAKE SOME COFFEE? – NO

CAUTION = (SAFETY / ADVENTURE) ± HELMET

CONCENTRATION = THINKING ABOUT THIS / THINKING ABOUT THAT

ECONOMIC CRISIS = MARKET + GRAVITY

LAY OFF = HE + YOUR JOB – YOU

LAUGHTER = HA x 3

PUN = LAUGHTER ± TEARS

PIRATE = THIEF + BOAT – LEG

LOVE = LIKE x LIKE

DIVORCE = MARRIAGE / 2

MARRIAGE = TILL DEATH DO US PART – DIVORCE

PATERNITY = WHAT? + ARE YOU SURE?

OBSESSION = (LOVE x LOVE) + ENVY

AWESOME = AWESO + ‘ME’

THIS = COOL ;)

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Askalakkadi lalakumari kolakoppara ngoyya!

A.R.Rahman was having a very bad patch then. It was Thenali, Star, Parasuram , Udaya – continuous musical let downs from the mastero. It was when Tamil cinema witnessed this man, ARR’s keyboard player, who ventured into Kollywood like a lightning – “Minnale” – Harris Jeyraj. His songs were all over the place. Be it “Azhagiye theeye!”, “Vaseegara”, Iru vizhi unathu”, “Poove vaai pesum pothu”, “Oru punnagai poove” – he was considered as musical midas. Albeit, I found his songs lacking the essence right from the beginning. Of course, there are few gems like “Uyire en uyire”, “Nenjukkul Peithidum” etc. Harris Jeyaraj copies, period. All his melodies have resemblance. Even now I cannot recognize what song is played in the movie “Pachaikili Muthucharam” for the first 40 seconds. I cannot differentiate the songs from ‘Sathyam’ and ‘Dhaam Dhoom’.


I am listening to songs for 3 hours every day for the past one month (thanks to Cleaver-Brooks Inc.,) It was then I found pattern in his songs and that's "various sounds made by human voices" between the lines...so I started listing the songs and sounds...believe me, that was the best time pass I had in recent times. Few of the ‘hummings’ by Harris….
Right from his first movie…
Movie: Minnale:
Song: oh mama mama :
Sound: kukukukukukukukukukuku..theru koothu
kukukukukukukukukukuku..rhythm pottu
kukukukukukukukukukuku..vidu jootu
kukukukukukukukukukuku..gana paatu

Movie: 12B:
Song: Love pannu:
Sound: (Pallavi)

Nanna na naa naa naa naa nana nana naa

Nanna na naa naa naa naa nana nana naa.. Naa naa naa… naaa naa naa

(Charanam Interlude) Thayaare Thayaare thai thai thai thayaaare...(repeated thrice)

Movie: Majunu:
Song: Mudar kanave:
Sound: sono leyo..oh sono leyo..(repeated twice)
oh maai maai aah...oh maai maai aah...
su maaio su maaio..suuuu maaiyo iyo !!!!! (2)
oh soooony sooony leyo..liyo liyo liyo leyo (2)

Movie: Lesa Lesa:
Song: Muthal Muthalaai:
Sound: nananananananan na na thuthu...(2)
thaara..thithithaaathu thithithaaathu thuthu(2)


Movie: Saamurai:
Song: Aagaya soooriyanai:
Sound: seele nayya....shakuraano leya...hey sunomoni aahu laahi hei hei hei hei....(2)
eliye soooona oh maahi hei hei hei hei hei...





Movie: Saamy:
Song: Aarumuga saamikku:
Sound: Alamakolaama omayo seele seele saamy (2)
durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
rrrrrrrrrrrr a
seele seele seele seele seele seele...aikoyamayo
jillu jillu jillu jillu jillu jillu...sundari vandaalo
Alamakolaama omayo seele seele saamy


Movie: Kovil:
Song: puyale puyale:
Sound: aiiahakkaan..aai aai aii aiiyeho...ooooh oooh oooooh
aiiahakkaan..aai aai aii aiiyeho...ooooh oooh oooooh


And the most famous of all

Movie: Kaaka Kaaka:
Song: uyirin uyire:
Sound: Oh mahasiyaaan wohi yaala....Oh mahasiyaaan ohi yaala....seemo meha saai haaan
Oh mahasiyaaan wohi yaala....Oh mahasiyaaan ohi yaala....seemo meha saai haaan


Movie: Chellame:
Song: Kaadahalikkum :
Sound: oh ho ho ho...oh ho ho ho...en sonaali liso sonaali...
oh ho ho ho...oh ho ho ho...my sonaali liso sonaali...

Movie: Arasaatchi:
Song: manathil siru siru:
Sound: oh mohalai mohalai mohalai lai lai lai
oh mohalai mohalai mohalai lai lai lai

Movie: Thotti Jeya:
Song: Thotta Powerda:
Sound: Samba samba le sambale..sambala sambale
samba samba le sumbale sambala sumbaale

Movie: Anniyan:
Song: andankaaka:
Sound: randakka..randakka randakka...randakka randakka randakka randakka....(2)
ela ela elaaaa ela elamma...ela ela ela ela elaalelamma
hora hora hora hora horammma..hola hola hola hola holalamma

Movie: Gajini:
Song: Oru Maalai:
Sound: Ro Ro..shomole..shinnnnnng...chuchu cha cha chuchu cha cha
Ro Ro...shinnnnnng...oh ho ho ho..oh ho ho ho.
Movie: Vettaiyaadu Vilaiyaadu:
Song: Manjal Veiyil:
Sound: woo waaana sooovey...wooo waaana sooovey...oh ho ho sooovey


Movie: Unaale unaale:
Song: June Pona:
Sound: oooo hoooo ha ha oooo hooo ha ha...o la go maasta
oooo hoooo ha ha oooo hooo ha ha...hi hein grasssi a
o chaama triumaa (5)


Movie: Bheema:
Song: mudhal mazhai ennai:
Sound: mehu mehu mehu mahi mahi maaa..(2)
heeee hooo mehui...lohi lona (2)

And few of his songs were ‘inspired’ from Christian devotional songs… Enna koduma sir ithu??

Harris Jeyaraj oru modern S.A.Rajkumar nu solrathula thappe illa… SA.Rajkumar sticks to “thalaaa la la laaa laaaa la la laalaaaa la la laa”.. Harris Jeyaraj athaye suthi suthi vera mathiri paadaveikaran..

(Read it as: “’Vicks’a thanda suthi suthi ezhuthiruken!!”) Ukkanthu yosippano??!!

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

1 car... 2 days... 3 doods... unlimited fun!

Pre Prelude : I know this post is a laate one. Actually we came back from Nigara two days back :) But I started writing this post even before that.. Completing it just now :)

Prelude: I am totally exuberant. Reason: I am going to NIAGARA... But then without a post on my first road trip in USA this wouldn’t do justice… right?

Post-Prelude:

Yes I know it has been a couple of months since my last road trip. I was too lazy to blog about it. It was Spring break ’09 and many of my friends here went to Tennessee, break and I wasn’t able to be a part of it due to some ineluctable circumstances. And then it all happened on the spur of the moment.

On March 26th, we (Arun and I) rented a tatty yellow Chevy Aveo. Practiced the whole night. Thanks Ganesh to have squeezed in some time for us in your bottleneck GA schedule ;). On March 27th, Friday got the Illinois drivers license. The hoopla created to get a driver’s license was rubbled J and Arun was totally ‘driven’ for a road trip now. We decided to go on a road trip on our way back and extended the rental agreement for two more days. I came back and crashed on 26th night. Arun got a GPS and pooled in Madhan for the trip.

It was 28th morning and to our surprise we hit the road by 6 J Arun had a ‘so called’ plan (see picture below). It was a bunch of addresses written in a piece of paper. We entered the Miller beach’s address in the GPS and were off Chicago right away… We took very minimal dresses and eatables. Our breakfast that morning was bread… not toasted.. not with jam or butter… JUST BREAD J. It was an hour or so drive to the Miller beach…



The car

It was windy. No, ‘stormy’ would be a better word to use. Except for me, the other two were held to earth with the down jacket they were wearing ;) – ‘that’ stormy. The whole beach was just for us.. J. Since there were no bajji kadai, meen varuval or masala poori to spend time on, we left that place very soon after few snaps here and there L

Then we decided to go to Grand heaven. Reason: “Peru nalla irukku da”. There we could see shopping place, place to dock the boats, few boats and a railway station set-up. If you have read the last sentence carefully, I said – “we could see”… yes we were able to see the shopping place from outside. It wasn’t open; place to dock boats without boats; and boats without people. It was like as if we were in a post apocalyptic deserted town place retaining all its beauty! Whatae!!

It was noon by then and we (to be utterly honest – “I”) wanted to have Indian food as if it were ages since we last had something Indian. The GPS directed us to a place some 10 miles away.

--- after “some 10 miles away”’s travel –

It was dainty to see “Indian Gourmet – Saturdays and Sundays – Buffet $12”. All the joy lasted until we saw this in the door of that restaurant “Closed Permanently”… SCREW RECESSION!! McD came to our rescue.

Geography Trivia: There is a place in Indiana named “Santa Clause” – Pretty Cool J

American Trivia: People in America will accept that Jesus is fake. They will die if we tell there is no Santa Clause!

Then we headed to Grand Heaven State park. It was amazing!! Seriously.. The whole place was ‘Manirathnam’ish. Mild breeze. Chill air. Serene beauty! (Disclaimer: I am not telling “Sherin beauty”. I know she is an attu. Serene: Calm)

And it was here we almost spent the entire evening J - reason – I locked the car keeping the keys inside. He he… But then it turned out to be the reason which made us sleep inside the car at night instead of booking a room and all – to compensate the extra charges by the enterprise car rental guys. And sleeping in the car made the entire trip most memorable J So thanks to me! :D Had I not done that silly thing we could’ve never said this – “Semma trip da/di! Plan pannave illa… apdiye ponom.. suthinom.. night kooda car kullaye paduthutom theriyuma!!” :D When the reason is not told it becomes a mercurial adventure :D

Where were we??? Oh yes.. the G.H.State park.. We spent the evening in that place which also had a ‘light-house-kind-of-thing’. It was majestic with its rustic beauty. Later after that trip I happened to see the same place in a photograph.. “Justu missu!!” :D See pictures below.

Later that evening, we went to a local trail place which was looking just like the place from “Vettayadu Vilayadu” where Kamal finds the buried corpses. There again we were the only people in that beach!! Don’t know why… I found that place spooky! J

That night we had dinner again at McD, burnt some songs in couple of CDs for the next day’s trip; had our laptops fully charged. McD la thorathatha koraya velila vanthom ; only to find it was raining cats and dogs L We planned on sleeping outside McDs but it would be too obvious. So we thought of sleeping at Walgreens :D With the new pillow and socks that we bought that evening we had a cozy sleep; until it snowed!!

It was a god-sent snow, seriously for the following reasons

  1. We wouldn’t have woke up J
  2. The 2nd day would have ended up being monotonous...

We woke at around 7-8 in the morning, went to our home (that’s how we call McD since then), brushed with “Colgate tooth powder” J , had our face washed, drank coffee, freshly brewed, kept ready on the table; then left McD. ( Ithelam engayo panna mathiriye irukka? Veetlathan J )

Day 2:

We started our day with P.J.Hoffmaster state park. It was HUGE – really and it was overwhelmingly picturesque with the ‘just-now-fallen’ snow! It was like what you see in ‘Puthu vellai mazhai’ song except the high profound romance in that song J We had a trail path which just looked like stairway to heaven. And yes it was!


Then it was another amazing area of sand sloping down to the water of the Michigan lake (‘beach’ndrathaa than apdi suthi suthi ezhuthirikken! J ). Until then I have never seen a shore covered with SNOW instead of just sand. I am not sure if I will see such a beach again!! And yes, this beach was again just for three of us.


It was noon and we had to eat. But we were zealous about the climate. So we planned a short visit to the road side park located nearby. There Madhan tried a stunt only resulting in a bruise on his cheek. It gave us some of the best pics taken in the trip.

Then we went to KFC and bought 2 chicken buckets. McD engala kovama paatha mathiri oru feeling :D But then its ok, veetla sollikalam nu, we again seeked the GPS’ help for our next destination. I don’t remember the name of that beach but again it was Manirathnamish J JUST AMAZING.. The sea/lake was roaring with high waves and the wind was piercing our bones. It was there; Madhan took off his down jacket and wanted me to take a video of him doing all stuff – like running around, jumping and swinging etc… Naanum pannen… with a running commetry :) But there occurred a smaaal technical defect. Intha record button, record button nu onnu irukku… onnuthan.. atha press pannanumaam… payapulla atha mothave solla koodatha :D So all the breathless stunts by Madhan went vain.


Then again we did not want our trip to end.. so we started to one last place… but antha edathukku poga valiye therla :) kadaisi varaikkum… But things have to end.. The 2 day epic journey ended like a smooth crescendo fading out at the end of the song… The first day was like we were totally lost and we roamed like nomads.. the second day was like we were living in “Evano oruvan vaasikkiraan” song.. I don’t know how Madhan and Arun felt. But this is what I felt. That’s because of the climate and the places we went on that day… Innum konja thooram pona oru medical camp… anga Shalini oru tent la treatment kuduthutu irukka mathiri oru feeling… Innum konjam overa poi busa lam niruthi paatha Madhavana ye kandu pudichudalam pola irunthuchu… Yevano oruvan paata 15 hrs ketute iruntha epdi irukkum? It was that beautiful. Except for the feelings part of that song, the beauty was retained in every mile we travelled…

So finally whats with this trip? Why this trip? There is nothing like a reason for this trip and the two days of nomadic life (though nomads dint have a yello Chevy J ).. There are some poems that don’t rhyme… some stories don’t have clear beginning, middle or an end.. Life is about – not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it without knowing what is going to happen next!!

Post-Lude: People who read this post must surely know by now, I am a great fan of Manirathnam.. yes I am! Especially for the music and the cinematography in his movie.. ( athellam seri ippo en da atha solra? nu kekrathu enakku kekuthu.. chumma thagaval!! )

Monday, June 29, 2009

Do you believe in ghosts?

It was one of those phases of my life when I turned into an atheist. I think everyone goes through this phase when you stop believing in God. Or may be, believing in God is a phase. Either ways, the concept of God is a very interesting one. It is completely irrational to some and yet comforting to others. I think God was invented to maintain law and order in the society, to instill fear (and not hope as many would like to believe) in people's minds and hearts. But with time, things have changed. Fear turned into faith, and now into superstition. Today, people are self-proclaimed atheists. And they're proud of it. They think being an atheist is cool. You cannot completely disagree with them now, can you?

Entering adolescence, my faith in God began to fizzle away. But when it came to ghosts, I must confess, I never not believed in ghosts. When I was six, I listened to my first ever ghost story. The bravest kid in our building, who strangely seemed to have such stories in abundance, narrated the chilling story. It was about the lady who was burnt to death with her family. It was rumoured that the lady used to go on strolls around our buildings in the middle of the night with her kids. All my friends confessed to having heard sounds of anklets around midnight.

A chill crept down my spine as I climbed the narrow, deserted steps leading to my mama's second floor apartment. I wanted to run, but I managed to keep my composure and walked home safely. I complimented myself on the kind of bravery I exhibited as I repeatedly told myself that ghosts did not exist.




I still remember that night. I had a hard time sleeping. Whenever I closed my eyes, I'd see skulls on dark backgrounds with glowing eyes. It doesnt sound scary but trust me, as a six year old, I found it really scary. That was when I put the habit of sleeping in foetal position.

Anyhow, the next morning, my mom asked me not to listen to any more ghost stories. For once, I agreed with her. But when you're with your friends, you want to act all brave. And so did I. (And I suspect, so did my friends) We all gathered around him and pestered him to narrate another one of those stories hoping against hope that he'd refuse. But we were all in for a nightmare. In my case, two. (You can read the story that he narrated at the end of the post.)

Slowly but surely, we began hearing more and more such stories. But nothing ever made me braver than what I were. My ghost-o-phobia went back to its peak when I saw "The Sixth Sense" by M.N.Shyamalam. So, when there is a power cut at night, I still find my way scary ,in the house, for a glass of water. I can still wake up in the middle of the night to take a leak but with such a fearsome goosebumps down my spine.

But more importantly, I think it has shaped my abilities to narrate interesting stories and exaggerate them. (Trust me, I was a boring kid)

Off the record, I am a favourite with my younger cousins for my story telling abilities. Reminds me of the brave kid in our building. I guess he was not that brave after all.

Quote of the day:
Of all ghosts, the ghosts of our old loves are the worst.

Arthur Conan Doyle

The story

A bunch of fourth standard students were to go for a picnic. They had all gathered in the school terrace before they were supposed to board the bus to a planetarium. The bus came and all the kids boarded the bus. Except two. When the teachers realised the goof-up, they rushed back to the school only to find the kids lying on the school ground, dead. When the classes commenced, one could still hear sounds of someone playing with skipping rope on the terrace. tak tak tak tak...

Friday, June 26, 2009

9 Things that Mamas and Chithis learnt from me!!

After writing the previous post, I was able to recollect my other adventures. Only this time it was with my mamas/athais/chithis and chithappas...

So here it goes.. These are some valuable points that are learnt by them from me..

1.Your nephew 'will' cry out of his head for a ride in auto-rickshaw (even when there is newly bought LML vespa waiting to take him around), only to get on it and sleep at once , slumber throughout and wake up only after reaching the destination. [“Mama scooter la kootitu porenda kanna” never works!]

2.Kid’s bite is poisonous too!! Milk tooth can also cause blood loss!! Beware!

The cause of the next two lessons learnt are the assumptions made by mamas and chithis. Don’t blame the poor kid..

3.You cannot assume that there is a western commode in every house hold. A kid seeing it for the first time will genuinely be appalled. He might try to use it like the normal ones – climbing on it, ‘punch’a’keep’ifying ( I don’t know what is English for “kuthavechu”), using the water from the tap to flush…etc etc. Poor kidL. So please take all the responsibility for the mess created!

4.When you take your nephew to a hotel, after you are done with the bill settlement and all that, he might ask “Mama inoru feshal dosa!” with glossy lips (courtesy: the ghee from the masal dosa which he just finished eating) and big round eyes filled with sinless innocence. You can’t refuse the ‘feshal dosa’ to your favorite nephew. So please don’t assume that your nephew is done eating and avoid such embarrassing moments.

[And it’s not finished yet...the orders might continue further to ‘thayir vadai’ also!]



You might encounter at least one such incident when you take your nephew to movies.

5.Take for instance; you took your nephew to “Roja”. One of the much hyped movie brimmed with love and patriotism. The climax is drawing close. Madhu bala is about to see Aravind Swamy across the bridge. Just then all of a sudden the poor kid might gently whisper “Maama moocha!”. You don’t have a choice but to take him to the rest room. When you are back, the end credits might be rolling. You can never complain the kid. He would’ve been so ‘chamathu’, sleeping throughout the movie without disturbing you. It’s all because of the AC theatre that you took him to watch the movie.

6.Carry enough money to buy stuff during interval. (Refer point 4)


7.Never ever take your nephew to serious movies like ‘Indian’. He might get all panicky and might want to meet his mom ‘IMMEDIATELY’ and flee from India to escape the British raj. He might never realize that a trip from Chennai to Madurai can at least take 10 hrs. Piteous little boy!


And if you allow your nephew to play along with your kids, please be ready to meet the consequences.

8.He might never hesitate to abandon your child and run when hectored by the big boys in your apartments.

9.You might see your nephew riding the new bi-cycle that you gave to your child and your child running along with him – just running.. And when you ask your kid about this incident few days after your nephew left to his place, all you can do is - go gaga.

“Enda kanna! Annan cycle otite irunthan nee koodave oditu irunthiye en?”

(“Dear why were you running along when your brother was riding the cycle?”)

“Annan than ma sonnanga, “Leg movementsa paaru. Neeyum athe movement than panra, nanum athe movement than panren. Nan cycle la panren, nee tharai la panra!” apdninu”

(“Brother told me this ma “see the leg movements da, I am doing the same movements on the cycle and you are doing it on the ground. Whats the difference?”)

Now you might want to hit yourself for many incomprehensible feelings.

BEWARE of nephews!!

Thursday, June 25, 2009

15 Lessons that my parents learnt from me!!

Note: Bringing up a baby is an experience in itself. Bringing up a nutty baby gives wisdom

The following points are important lessons that my parents learnt in the first five years of my life when they tried to bring me up.

1) A king size water bed holds enough water to fill your neighbours house four inches deep.

2) If you pour kerosene on the leather cushion cover and light them with match sticks, they can ignite.

3) A 3-year-old's voice is louder than the priest's voice in a temple.

4) Keep paintbrushes out of reach of children, if you dont want a 'colour' TV - literally..

5) You should not throw tennis balls up when the ceiling fan is on. When using the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a tennis ball a long way

6) Always have wooden windows. Never ever have glass windows.

7) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "hehehe", it's already too late.





8) Never ever insert a screw driver inside the electric-power socket.

9) A magnifying glass can burn your feet even on an overcast day. So parents! stay away from your children when they have a magnifying glass in their hands

10) When your three year old is playing with a small bean and if the bean can't be seen, chances are that the bean will be inside the nose or the ears of the child.

11) Chewing gums can also be swallowed.

12) If your child is less than two years of age and if he is not wearing his nappy, do mind your steps.

13) A 4 year old kid can throw his neighbour's keys into the gutter and make his father take it out :)

14) Your child might eat, sleep or even poop only if his favorite 'He-Man' toy does it :) Yes, he/she can be that ridiculous.

15) Kids can eat 12 gulab-jamoons without any difficulty. Seriously!!

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

'சிட்டி'சன்


நாரை நடக்கும்
குளத்தில்
நண்டு பிடிச்சதில்ல..

முங்கு நீச்சல்
போட்டியில்
மூச்சுத் திணறி எழுந்ததில்ல..

கண் பறிச்சு
வெல்லமிட்டு
வெடி தேங்கா தின்னதில்ல..

அடுக்குப் பானை
அரிசி திருடி
ஆற்றுச் சோறு ஆக்கியதில்ல..

நெளிந்தோடும் பாம்பு
தலைய
நாசூக்கா பிடிச்சதில்ல..

ராவெல்லாம் கண்முழிச்சு
வள்ளி திருமணம்
பார்த்ததில்ல..


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நட்சத்திரச்சோறுன்னு
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