Thursday, December 16, 2010
சொல்காய்ச்சி மரம்
Sunday, November 7, 2010
Monday, October 11, 2010
Enthiran - Funny parts!
2. Plug-and-copy programming cassettes for Martial Arts, Music, Dance, Language and GK come as freebies. They easily make your robot smarter, so you don't have to break your head in writing codes. (May be shankar didnt show this scene to reduce the movie length :) )
3. A fresher graduate and a HSC pass are the ideal assistants for a scientist building the World's "most advanced" robot.
4. Technology in 2010 has suddenly become advanced that you can virtually see-through the fetus with a multi-purpose 'eye-sized' device, far better than the latest 6-tonne CT/MRI scanners.
5. The robot designed for battle fields is also programmed to sing classical songs and perform break dances, so that it can entertain the soldiers relaxing in the borders.
6. The robot when produced in large scale for Indian defense will come up with a Caution note: "Ensure you drive the generator trucks to the battle front, for charging the robots in "sleeping" mode
7. A humanoid robot will always introduce itself with its speed and memory specifications, just like human beings announce their height and weight.
8. A complex humanoid robot cannot follow a simple instruction to walk forward just because it is built by the bad man.
9. The same robot, purportedly built to kill people, can be easily knocked off the ground with bare-hands, just in case it accidentally tries to "kill" you.
10. A robot during test run has to be handled carefully, or it may misinterpret commands like "shoot" lie on ground and start mating actions.
11. When Chitti is in a romantic mood, its metal limbs become soft and cushioned so that when he plays with Aish hurled up in air, she does not get hurt.
12. When a scientist is clean shaven, it certainly means that he is not currently busy with his research or his creation is completed. (ithu paarambariyum)
13. Only a super-robot can help a student cheat her exams not you or me, even if we have blue tooth or wi-fi gadgets.
14. Goons and Rowdies in India have amazing stamina. They can handle over two dozen blows each, even if they are smacked off by metal 'arms'.
15. When you increase the volume of an expensive music system to its rated maximum, not only the glasses shatter due to shockwaves, the system themselves may blow up. (What kinda system is that ? )
16. When people climb on the back of Chitti, they too acquire its fire-resistance capabilities and they come out of fire-engulfed building totally unharmed.
17. Slum dwellers nowadays watch too many commercials of sanitary ware that they have started bathing in their own makeshift bath tubs.
18. A woman so concerned about her modesty, can sometimes forget about it. For instance, she thinks its 'cool' to stay naked in the bath tub, even when the house is on fire.
19. The Chennai police are so excited with their newly acquired sub-machine guns that they try them generously on the robot, not bothered about Aishwarya, whom they are supposed to save, sitting just besides.
20. When the self-thinking robot plans to replicate itself, it follows the same procedure of ordering DIY kits through Amazon, this time in bulk quantities.
21. The assembling of these complex robots are usually done on chairs like the ones you are sitting on right now.
22. The magazine casing for the newly developed finger tip gun can be made of plastics, similar to Mach 3 turbo razor pack.
23. A robot designed to replace 100 soldiers on international borders, can be easily turned off by hitting the red color emergency button on its chest.
24. Power from a car battery is sufficient for an android robot to perform its "heavy" duties, equivalent to what gasoline or electricity can give. (coz it requires just 2 volts current)
25. Robots can combine to form a 10 storey tall gigantic, powerful serpent, but it simply fires the enemies with a single gun
26. Their leather jackets are so durable that when the robots make a formation and drill through the surface, they are still as good as new.
27. When all robots are called to line up for the black sheep identification parade, Dr. Vasi also has to join them as there is no place to hide.
28. The research scientists in Robot institute often develop ideas when they are on tour, so they made a hi-tech bus with all consoles and park it outside ready for the next trip.
29. Nowadays judgments in courts are rapidly settled, sometimes ‘instantly’. For e.g., it takes less than 2 min for the judges to reverse the death sentence they just gave to Dr Vasi.
30. The movie was good and i enjoyed it thoroughly.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Saturday, August 28, 2010
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Saturday, June 5, 2010
Melancholic..
Friday, April 23, 2010
Raavan - For you!! :)
Saturday, March 20, 2010
Dil to bachcha hain jee.. :)
Movie : Ishqiya
Singer : Rahat Fateh Ali Khan
Lyrics : Gulzar
First things first - There are very few songs which are this close to my heart. And when it comes to Hindi songs - you know it. But then there are few exceptions like "Mitwa" - KANK, "Radha kaise na jale" - Lagaan, DCH - many songs etc. And recently added to that list is this one. This song is very complex in the very sense of it. A slight change in the music or the pitch or anything related might change the mood of the entire song - most probably into a pathos :) but...
My wandering eyes are not leaving her
Dant Se Reshmi Dorr Kat-thi Nahi
The silky bond is not cut by tooth
Umrr Kab Ki Baraske Safed Ho Gayi
I am aged to white
Kari Badri Jawaani Ki Chhat-thi Nahi
Still the youth is not faded completely
Vallah Yeh Dhadkan Badne Lagi Hai
O God, the heartbeat is rising
Chehre Ki Rangat Udne Lagi Hai
The colour from my face is getting drained
Dar Lagta Hai Tanha Sone Mein Jee
Feeling nervous to sleep alone
Dil To Bachcha Hai Jee
See, the heart is a kid
Thoda Kaccha Hai Jee
A bit raw too
Kisko Pata Tha Pehlu Mein Rakha Dil Aisa Baaji Bhi Hoga
Who knew that, the heart is a scoundrel in character
Hum To Hamesha Samajhte The Koi, Hum Jaisa Haaji Hee Hoga
I always believed it is pure like me
Haye Zor Kare, Kitna Shor Kare
Sometimes it is adament, and make a lot of noise
Bewajah Baaton Pe Aave Gaur Kare
Giving importance to silly things
Dil Sa Koi Kameena Nahi
Nothing is as nasty as the heart
Koi To Roke, Koi To Toke
Somebody please stop it, challenge it
Iss Umrr Mein Ab Khaaoge Dhoke
At this age, I will be fooled
Dar Lagta Hai Ishq Karne Mein Jee
I am scared to fall in Love
Dil To Bachcha Hai Jee
See, the heart is a kid
Aisi Udhasi Baiti Hai Dil Pe, Hasne Se Ghabra Rahe Hain
Heart is so depressed, that it is afraid to laugh
Sari Jawaani Katra Ke Kati
All my youth I played with danger
Piri Mein Takra Gaye Hain
And I am meeting her at old age
Dil Dhadakta Hai To Aise Lagta Hai Woh Aa Raha Hai
Whenever the heart beats, I feel like she is coming
Yahin Dekhta Hi Na Ho
But not looking here at all
Prem Ki Maare Katar Re
I am cut by the Love-knife
Tauba Yeh Lamhe Kat-te Nahi Kyun
Why this moment is not ending
Aankhon Se Mere Hat-te Nahi Kyun
Why she is not fading from my eyes
Dar Lagta Hai Khud Se Kehne Mein Jee
I am so afraid to tell myself that
Dil To Bachcha Hai Jee
The heart is a kid
Monday, March 8, 2010
Vinnaithandi Varuvaya - Review
(Gautham Menon's Voice over)
One love story was my debut followed by films on policekaarans with lauvv and action. I did yet another cop film. Then I tried to Ctrl+V Derailed followed by a film on Daddy Daddy, Son Son. I sat at home for a year wondering what to do next. "Time for a love story", I told myself and started working on the same. I finalized my artistes, technicians, locales and started shooting ....without a story. I booked Oscar-Grammy award winner A R Rahman as the music director for my Love Story...without a story. The shooting continued.... without a story. The film was ready and a big Giant bought my film. I was all excited . I went around the globe promoting the film. The film released two weeks ago. I am still looking for the story. If you managed to find it contact me on gautam.englishwonlymenon [at] vtv [dot] com. Thank you very much.
Vaat The Vetti
Travelling, work, mid-terms, basement cricket, coughing, more and more coughing for two weeks and at the end of all this you still wanted to go and watch only because of Gautam Menon-ARR combo?
Vaat The Valentine
Its love at first sight for yet another Karthik (Young superstar Simbhu) from the kollywood. The moment he sees Jessie (Trisha), his neighbor, this budding assistant director in films jumps up in the air, does an SRKish movement, chases her on his bike, hits his chest, speaks English dialogues which wonly Good-she, Church Park, WCC folks understand. Jessie doesn't really like him... or so she says. She is very clear that her dad will never approve of a Hindu boy and hence refuses to entertain Karthik . But he is determined. He chases her all the way till Kerala and she kinda falls for him but is vehement. They travel back to Chennai and after some lusty interludes in the train, she still says No. Then yes. Then No.. Then she leaves him and off she goes to UK (or US or some country) only to say "Let's get married" in the end. He makes his first film predictably titled 'Jessie' and everybody loves the film. Jessie applauds his effort and a suspense awaits the viewer. In real, they are not even married (WHOUA!) Is she is love with him or not? Why did he make that film? Why did she say No,Yes, No and again Yes and again no? The director is as clueless as you and I are.
Agreed. Simbhu looks cool and has done a decent job, much better than his earlier films that I have seen on Sun and KTV. But somewhere, the I-chew-all-my-dialogues-and-spit-them-out is still intact. And that's probably why I couldn't see him in the same league as former chocolate boys of Kollywood-Bollywood- Madhavan (Alaipayuthey wonly), Aamir Khan (QSQT), Surya (several films). Trisha looks lovely except for a few closeups where the pancake makeup doesn't quite help camouflage her puffy eyes. But acting wise - FAIL. Her eyes did not have love in it! Oru kerakkam venam?! Cha! Simbu enna maada? ore mathiri pathutu irukarathukku?
Vadakan The Veerakadha
Too much mallu-ing puts me off. The heroine is from the Mallu land, speaks Mallu on and off, there are scenes involving the entire family where the dialogues are fully "ende, unde , aaaaraaanu, oonu kazhinggghoo". Thank God I saw the English-subtitled version. Do the TN released prints have tamizh subtitled for mallu dialogues?
Vaat The Vorking
Two people in love, daddy and brother oppose. He yearns for her. She feels(?) for him. They sing together... dance together. They separate. They are back. We have seen all of this before. Its a simple plot yet narrated with no melodrama, aruvaal, Tata Sumo, "daaaai", thali sentiment, thangai sentiment etc. The burden is entirely on the lead and they have managed to pull it off quite well... at least till the first half.
Very Terrific Viewfinder
Super impressed with cinematographer Manoj Paramahamsa (Eeram, Unnaipol Oruvan). He has managed to retain the very middle class look of the film through and through with no flashy look-I-am-the-cameraman compositions.
Vogue and The Vague
Trisha's sarees are going to become hot stuff post this film thanks to costume designer Nalini Sriram. But she could have done a much better job in the Western outfits. Those looked vague, put together in a hurry and terrible in the Kannukkul Kann song.
Very True Vaarthaigal
There were few really good one liners in the movie. Remember - Only a few! - One : "Un kannala yaarum enna pakala pola" , "Kathalukku ore tune thaan.. isaikku ore matham than" - Awesome!
Chinmayi's dubbing works for Trisha. Ganesh one of the producers who plays Simbhu's friend is damn funny (pun intended - "Luck favors the brave!").
Vinnai Taandiya Vinner...
...A R Rahman! Have been listening to all the songs for over a month now. My morning routine starts with Omana Penne moving on to Hosannah, Kannukkul Kannai, Anbil Avan, Vinnaithandi varuvaya, Mannippaya and ofcourse Aaromale. Two rotations of the songs are a must. The thing about ARR's songs is the simple melody enhanced by the arrangement. If you listen to them carefully, there will be a musical note heard far far away in the background or the extra 'gamakam'humming fading down in the second paragraph or a violin piece for 5 seconds in the middle of the song. In my opinion, these are the stuff that make them have great recall value.
Vaat The Vorking-not
I mentioned in one of the earlier paragraphs about the burden on the lead cast. In the second half it becomes extremely difficult for us to sit through 'coz of the same reason. Simbhu and Trisha are there in all the scenes through and through uttering the same thing again and again. Becomes repetitive after a point.
Songs are super but Gautam Menon disappoints with his picturization. Suddenly some Lou Bega types emerge from somewhere and point their fingers at us doing the rap-rap stuff. Disappointing.
Repetition - The director probably thinks that people who watch the film are dumb idiots who need to be told the same things several times over. The fact that Trisha's dad doesn't approve of inter-faith marriage and that Simbhu is totally in love with Trisha is repeated over and over again. And every dialogue between them has their name 'attached' at the end of it. "Unakku purilaya Karthik? Enga appa-kku idu pidikkadu Karthik. Karthik, enakku unna pidikkum Karthik!"... Ayyo! we know the names of the lead characters and we understand the problem between them. Why is this repeated like ten times in a scene?
Vaat The Vague
Trisha and Simbhu meet at UK and suddenly the song shifts to US. Simbhu's debut film's credits have Manoj Paramahamsa as the cameraman. I thought Ganesh, his friend was the director of photography.
I am not for using foul language in films even if they are beeped out. The f word pops up pretty frequently. I am in a terrible rage about the Gay subject from yet another super-vetti movie - GOA. Please Gautham, Even though I dont consider you as a good film maker, many people are convinced that you are the next Manirathnam (Sheaat!!). So please stop using un-fucking-believable words in your movies. No Shit!
Voltage & The Vegam...
are missing in the film.The film is not pacy. It should not be, infact. You really don't mind the slow narrative in the first half because of Simbhu and Trisha. But its completely the opposite in the second half. You get put off with the repetitions ( Aint I repeating the same thing again and again? VTV influence I guess!) and the yawwwn climax. There is no high point in the film... everything is in a mega serial pace.
Vinnaithandi Varuvaya - A decent first half is spoilt by the mega boring second half.
Friday, February 26, 2010
Sachin 200*
He is not god, because there is ample scope to question the existence of a god, but there is no scope to question the godliness of Tendulkar. No sir, he is far beyond mere godhead.
"I want to touch Sachin's feet": Gavaskar
"I was in the office, streamed d vid and had a party later :)" - Gaurav Asida
Shall we call it walk into history books — but wasn’t he already there? He was already a legend, he was already a cricketing God. He had more records than platinums notched up by the Beatles; I could go on and on. He has it all; maybe he always did.
So, when he steered the ball behind point for and then strolled across 22 yards of turf for his 200th run of the day, what did it bring us — I would say a sense of relief ! We can always rejoice later.
First, we need to take a deep breath and then take a bow.Was Sachin destined only to be an accumulator: a collector of masterful hundreds and thousands of exquisitely crafted runs? So what really is his potential? God, if there is one, alone knows that.
Monday, February 22, 2010
நயாகரா..
Prelude: When did I go to Niagara? Last July.. And why did I have to wait till now to post about it? Because the words weren't enough to express what I felt.. Until today.. this is a meager expression of what I felt, witnessing Niagara!!நயாகராவின் அழகில் தமிழே கொஞ்சம் தடுமாறுகிறது...
Saturday, February 20, 2010
பிரிவும்.. பிரிவு நிமித்தமும்...
Sunday, February 14, 2010
உதிர்தல்..
ஏற்கப்படுவதில்லை
சில பிரியங்களை
ஏற்கமுடிவதில்லை...
அடிக்கடி நினைத்துக்கொள்கிறேன்
ஏற்கப்படாத பிரியங்களும்,
எங்கோ கைவிடப்பட்டு
காற்றில் கிடந்தலையும் நேசங்களும்
பின் என்ன ஆகும் என்று
ஒவ்வொரு காலையிலும் தன் வாசலில்
பூக்களை பரப்பிக்கொள்ளும்
இந்த மரங்களைப்பார்க்கையில்
தோன்றுகிறது,
உடைந்து போனா நேசங்கள்
உதிர்ந்த பூக்களாகின்றன
சில நேரங்களில்
கவிதைகளாகவும்...
Thursday, February 4, 2010
மதுரை முனியாண்டி விலாஸ் Original...
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Aromale – Malayalam Lyrics and Translation
The awesome track in Vinnai Thandi Varuvaya – Aromale makes malayalam sound like never before. Sung by Alphonse to the tune by AR Rahman, this track just redefines anything conventional in Indian Cinema. Here are the lyrics, courtesy Farshaad Khaleel and RajMohan.
Vamalayenthi Varum Thennal, (O..Breeze blowing through the mountains.)
Puthu Manavalan Thennal, (O..Breeze, decked up like a bridegroom)
Palli Medayae Thottu Thalodi Kurushil Thoyuthu Varumbol,(Coming after worshipping the cross at the altar..)
Varavelpinu Malayala Kara Manasammatham Choriyum, (O Land of Kerala….grant permission for welcoming it..)
Aaromalae, Aaromalae, Aaromalae, Aaromalae…. (O Beloved….O Beloved…O Beloved…..O Beloved…)
Swasthi Swasthi Su Muhurtham, (On this very auspiciousness occasion )
Sumungali Bhava Manavatti (O Bride..,May you be blessed with a long wedded life)
Swasthi Swasthi Su Muhurtham, (On this very auspiciousness occasion )
Sumungali Bhava Manavatti (O Bride..,May you be blessed with a long wedded life)
Shyama Rathri Than Aramanayil, (In the inner sanctum of the dark evening…)
Mari Nilkayo Tharakame, (O star..why are you so reserved ? )
Pulari Manjillae Kathiroliyay, (Like a ray of light in the morning mist,)
Akalae Nilkayo Penmaname, (Are you standing afar…my lady ?)
Chanju Nilkuma Chillayil Nee,Chila Chilambuyo Poonkuyilae (O Koel..did you shake the bent branch of the tree ?..)
Manchinavilaee, Marayoliyae Thediyathiyo Poorangal (Did the festivities arrive with the flames of the mud lamps ?)
Swasthi Swasthi Su Muhurtham, (On this very auspiciousness occasion )
Sumungali Bhava Manavatti (O Bride..,May you be blessed with a long wedded life)
Aaromalae… Aaromalae…. (O Beloved….O Beloved….)
Kadalinae, Karayodiniyum Padan Sneham Undo ? (Does the sea still possess the love to serenade the shore ?)
Mezhukuthurikalayi Urukan Iniyum Praanayam Manasil undo ?(Is there still love in the mind..for melting like candle wax ?)
Aaromalae.. Aaromalaeee.. Aaromalaee (O Beloved….O Beloved…O Beloved…..O Beloved…)
Aaromalae.. Ohh.. Ho ! (O Beloved….)
Special Thanks to Rajmohan for the exclusive translation