Saturday, March 26, 2011

On the verge of Stranger Tides...

.. I started watching a series of movies from the beginning...

I am nearly 25 years old. A sober young man. Single. I have now sat through hundreds of movies alone and with friends. Many of which I have enjoyed. And I am not completely hardened in my sophistication. The opening music to The Lion King brought tears to my eyes even now. But still, these are after all just children's movies. In another life, I would never have seen them. And, really, one can't take such movies too seriously, can one?

And one summer, I dutifully trudged into yet another Disney "adventure" movie. Named after that tired old ride in Anaheim. I mean really, how much can you expect?

And then, it happened. The swirling intoxication. The stunned feeling. What? Who? How? Was this a movie? Or a religious experience? Perhaps more like an addictive experience...

I cannot remember ever willingly paying to see any movie not starring Rajini or Kamal more than twice, and I can count those movies on one hand. I have now seen "Pirates" SEVERAL times. The only thing keeping me from seeing it again is the sense that this whole thing is just getting out of hand. I cannot get enough of it. It's like walking into a painting that you never want to come back out of. My parents ask, with a note of concern in their voices, "So, you really like Pirates of the Caribbean a lot, don't you?"

And Depp!! My God. I never had any idea who he was, but his name sounded like something created for a pubescent cover-boy for magazines published to hook thirteen year-old girls on make-up and bad music.



I am straight. I have few good friends who are gay, but have never fantasized about any gender but the female. But now I understand how women can experience swooning crushes on male film stars. He is simply extraordinary. So sly, so seductive, so canny! I read an interview in which Depp said he went through a slight depression when he had to stop playing Captain Jack Sparrow. I can see why. His inventiveness and sheer pleasure in inhabiting the character come through in every frame.

And, in a time when many big-budget movies are little more than a hodge-podge of loosely- connected "money shots" this movie puts all the pieces together, with a sense of fun and light-heartedness in special effects that are simply dazzling. I find myself laughing with dizzy appreciation when Barbossa barks out, "You'd best be believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner, you're in one!" and the grinning skeletons come into view, with Badelt's pounding score keeping time to the beat of their maniacal deck-swabbing. And then there's the scene of the pirate-ghouls slithering up from the darkened sea on the mooring cables of the Dauntless, like infernal cats stalking their prey.

And now to the music. To me, it is absolutely transporting.

Perhaps I am just losing my grip, having a movie get to me this way. But when those final credits roll, and Captain Jack narrows his eyes and says, "Now, bring me that horizon. Drink up me hearties, yo ho" and the music swells ... it is difficult to put into words the effect it has.

This is not just another "entry" in the blockbuster sweepstakes. It is an exquisite work of fantasy and inventiveness, a true classic, on the order of "The Wizard of Oz", "Indiana Jones", I do hope Depp's performance garners a place in the pantheon, of our generation to show our children and grandchildren like a revealed treasure. I cannot recall any movie having such an effect on me...

Hats off Depp! We love Jack Sparrow! And we want more.. Savvy?

Friday, February 18, 2011

Thursday, February 17, 2011

The R factor!

This was created/compiled when there was a Rajini rage post Enthiran. Though its kind of late, its still Rajini!




Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.


Rajini CAN talk about the Fight Club


When God watched Enthiran climax, he gasped - "Oh my Rajini"!


Rajinikant has a wax statue of Madame Tussauds in his house.


The missing piece in APPLE logo was eaten by Rajinikanth!!


Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost!

When Rajinikanth smokes, he gives cancer to the cigarettes!!


Dogs do it the Rajinikanth-style !!


Once death had a near rajinikanth experience !


When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.


If Rajnikanth pokes you on facebook, you will bleed...!


Rajinikanth predicted Nostradamus' birth


RajInikanth let the dogs out!


Rajanikanth never ever failed in any exam, while everyone else in the class always failed, because whatever he wrote was the answer!


No one but Rajinikanth knows the answer to this question "Choli ke peeche kya hai?"


Intel's new Tag line - "Rajinikanth Inside"


Rajinikanth verified Twitter


Mark zuckerberg sent Rajini a friend request! (nobody knows he declined it ;))


Rajinikanth wrote a cheque... And the bank bounced back.


Neil Armstrong’s famous line on the moon was: “One giant leap for mankind, a small step for Rajinikanth”

Edison did 1000 mistakes to get one bulb... had he come to Rajinikanth, he would've got one straight away!

Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.

Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it faster than its french fries.

Rajinikanth had died 20 yrs ago..death hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.

Jesus can walk on water ...but Rajinikanth can swim through land..!

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajinikanth’s PC will crash.

Only Rajini knows How I met your mother!

கவிதை அல்ல.. ஆக்கிக்கொள்ளலாம்... 5


வீடு வரையும் குழந்தைகள்,
வீடுகள் மட்டும் வரைவதில்லை...


Thursday, December 16, 2010

சொல்காய்ச்சி மரம்

இப்போதெல்லாம்
சொல்காய்ச்சி மரமாகிவிட்டது
மனம்..

சொல் விழுந்த இடங்களில்
மற்றுமோர் மனம் முளைக்கிறது.

மறுபடி முளைத்து
மறுபடி கிளைத்து
மனங்கள் பெருகிப் பெருகிப்
பெருகியபடியிருக்க
முடிவில்
எல்லைகளில்லாப்
பெருவனமாகிறேன் நான்.

வனத்திற்குள் வழிகளுண்டா?
வனத்திற்கு வாசல்களுண்டா?
வனமில்லா இடமேதும் உண்டா?
தெரியவில்லை..

உச்சரிக்கவிரும்பா உதடுகள் இப்போது
மெளனம் பேசப் பழகுகின்றன.

நினைவுகள் உரசிக்கொண்டதில் மெதுவாய்
வெந்து தணிகிறது காடு...

Sunday, November 7, 2010

கவிதை அல்ல.. ஆக்கிக்கொள்ளலாம்.. 4


முள் கரண்டியை, 'ஸ்பூன்'கள்,
எச்சில் படுத்தப்படும் வரை

காதலிப்பதில்லை...

Monday, October 11, 2010

Enthiran - Funny parts!

1. In 2010, many "DIY" Robot kits are easily available, so you can order them online, get it delivered, unpack and assemble them to make your own robot.

2. Plug-and-copy programming cassettes for Martial Arts, Music, Dance, Language and GK come as freebies. They easily make your robot smarter, so you don't have to break your head in writing codes. (May be shankar didnt show this scene to reduce the movie length :) )

3. A fresher graduate and a HSC pass are the ideal assistants for a scientist building the World's "most advanced" robot.



4. Technology in 2010 has suddenly become advanced that you can virtually see-through the fetus with a multi-purpose 'eye-sized' device, far better than the latest 6-tonne CT/MRI scanners.

5. The robot designed for battle fields is also programmed to sing classical songs and perform break dances, so that it can entertain the soldiers relaxing in the borders.

6. The robot when produced in large scale for Indian defense will come up with a Caution note: "Ensure you drive the generator trucks to the battle front, for charging the robots in "sleeping" mode

7. A humanoid robot will always introduce itself with its speed and memory specifications, just like human beings announce their height and weight.

8. A complex humanoid robot cannot follow a simple instruction to walk forward just because it is built by the bad man.

9. The same robot, purportedly built to kill people, can be easily knocked off the ground with bare-hands, just in case it accidentally tries to "kill" you.

10. A robot during test run has to be handled carefully, or it may misinterpret commands like "shoot" lie on ground and start mating actions.

11. When Chitti is in a romantic mood, its metal limbs become soft and cushioned so that when he plays with Aish hurled up in air, she does not get hurt.

12. When a scientist is clean shaven, it certainly means that he is not currently busy with his research or his creation is completed. (ithu paarambariyum)

13. Only a super-robot can help a student cheat her exams not you or me, even if we have blue tooth or wi-fi gadgets.

14. Goons and Rowdies in India have amazing stamina. They can handle over two dozen blows each, even if they are smacked off by metal 'arms'.


15. When you increase the volume of an expensive music system to its rated maximum, not only the glasses shatter due to shockwaves, the system themselves may blow up. (What kinda system is that ? )

16. When people climb on the back of Chitti, they too acquire its fire-resistance capabilities and they come out of fire-engulfed building totally unharmed.

17. Slum dwellers nowadays watch too many commercials of sanitary ware that they have started bathing in their own makeshift bath tubs.

18. A woman so concerned about her modesty, can sometimes forget about it. For instance, she thinks its 'cool' to stay naked in the bath tub, even when the house is on fire.

19. The Chennai police are so excited with their newly acquired sub-machine guns that they try them generously on the robot, not bothered about Aishwarya, whom they are supposed to save, sitting just besides.

20. When the self-thinking robot plans to replicate itself, it follows the same procedure of ordering DIY kits through Amazon, this time in bulk quantities.

21. The assembling of these complex robots are usually done on chairs like the ones you are sitting on right now.

22. The magazine casing for the newly developed finger tip gun can be made of plastics, similar to Mach 3 turbo razor pack.

23. A robot designed to replace 100 soldiers on international borders, can be easily turned off by hitting the red color emergency button on its chest.

24. Power from a car battery is sufficient for an android robot to perform its "heavy" duties, equivalent to what gasoline or electricity can give. (coz it requires just 2 volts current)

25. Robots can combine to form a 10 storey tall gigantic, powerful serpent, but it simply fires the enemies with a single gun

26. Their leather jackets are so durable that when the robots make a formation and drill through the surface, they are still as good as new.

27. When all robots are called to line up for the black sheep identification parade, Dr. Vasi also has to join them as there is no place to hide.

28. The research scientists in Robot institute often develop ideas when they are on tour, so they made a hi-tech bus with all consoles and park it outside ready for the next trip.

29. Nowadays judgments in courts are rapidly settled, sometimes ‘instantly’. For e.g., it takes less than 2 min for the judges to reverse the death sentence they just gave to Dr Vasi.

30. The movie was good and i enjoyed it thoroughly.

Wait for the real review... just as a Rajini Fan... :)